The 23rd Pslam
A Pslam of Depraved

The Bush is my Schlepper
I shall not rant.
He maketh me lie about greener pastures:
He leadeth me into the burning desert.
He rescoreth my foul:
He leadeth me in the paths of mendacity for His fame's sake.

Yea, though I lumber through the valley of the shadow of wealth,
I will fear no scoundrel: For thou hath recused me;
Thy wand and thy buttons, they crumble me.
Thou preparest a fable before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with greasepaint; My Humvee runneth for cover.

Surely balefulness and hearsay shall follow me all the days of my strife,
and I will dwell in the House of the Crushed forever.