Writer - June 16, 2005 7:11 am (#20 of 20)
Numa Numa Yei
Fun With Headlines #25 - Bela - Apr 1, 2005 02:24 pm
Bela Admits to Multiple Personality Disorder; Stops Posting as Kitty, Klatu, Bill Russell, Barry Kort, Saipan, Gotham, Raul, InnocentBystander, Fabulous Fred, Ristretto, Wah Tafule, Op Ed.
GhostWritten Funny Headline #1:
Fun With Headlines #54 - GhostWriter - June 15, 2005 (#54 of 63)
Hobbes and Kort Meet at Shapiro's Deli For Friendly Luncheon Meeting; There Are No Survivors
GhostWritten Funny Headline #2:
Fun With Headlines #55 - GhostWriter - June 15, 2005 (#55 of 63)
Claude Dorsel and Reynaldo Go On a Fabulous Shopping Spree In Sainte-Genevieve-des-Bois; They Say It's a Nice Place To Visit, But They Wouldn't Want To Live There
Fun With Headlines #56 - halo - June 15, 2005 9:27 pm (#56 of 63)
Take your crap elsewhere Barry.
Fun With Headlines #57 - halo - June 15, 2005 9:51 pm (#57 of 63)
I won't tell you again.
GhostWritten Funny Headline #3:
Fun With Headlines #58 - GhostWriter - June 15, 2005 (#58 of 63)
Halo Issues Stern Warning to Rogue Headline Writer, Saying: "I am not going to repeat myself. I am not going to repeat myself."
Fun With Headlines #59 - halo - June 15, 2005 10:08 pm (#59 of 63)
Barry Kort has been removed and his posts deleted for breaking World Crossing's Terms of Service by revealing poster's private information.
Capricious Semi-Funny Headline #4:
Fun With Headlines #60 - Caprice the Flying Scape-Goat - June 15, 2005 (#60 of 63)
Grand Jury Investigates Bloody Kerfuffle at Shapiro's Deli; Marion County DA Indicts a Dill Pickle and a Ham Sandwich; Bela, Recycla, and Madame LaFarge Call for Death By Legal Ejection; Halo Fumigates The Scene of the Crime With Zyklon Gas
Capricious Funny Headline #5:
Fun With Headlines #61 - Caprice the Flying Scape-Goat - June 15, 2005 (#61 of 63)
Halo Inadvertently Violates World Crossing Terms of Service By Publishing Real Name of Banned Poster; Gets Off Scott Free
Vrei Sa Pleci Dar Nu Ma, Nu Ma Iei
Nu Ma, Nu Ma Iei, Nu Ma, Nu Ma, Nu Ma Iei.
[You want to split cuz you don't want,
don't want to have me,
Don't want, don't want to have me,
Don't want, don't want, don't want to have me.]
Sunt Eu, un Haiduc.
It's Me, an Outlaw.]
Credit: Leg-O-Zone QuickTime parody of Dragostea Din Tei by Franky Pageos.
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